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Worried your Super will run short,

Senior health care solution -

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

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None of them are the same wave length. I can switch wave lengths though, cause I have a lot to do with the entomology forum.

Have you heard the one about...

How birdwatchers now want to be called 'birders';

Moth collectors want to be called 'moth-ers';

But bug collectors still prefer to be called 'entomologists'!

V2 :laugh1:

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Have you heard the one about...

How birdwatchers now want to be called 'birders';

Moth collectors want to be called 'moth-ers';

But bug collectors still prefer to be called 'entomologists'!

V2 :laugh1:

Vic you're really on form at the moment, keep it up :)

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I do specialise in moths and butterflies, so yep, I am a moth-er. But I am interested in other branches of entomology as well....

And being an entomologist is better sounding than...well... I won't say it. But 'moth-er' sounds better than 'lepidopterist'. And btw, if you're in England, you're a 'moffa'.

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