dchasselblad74 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 (edited) What do you call a mushroom that buys you beer? Edited March 29, 2011 by dchasselblad74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James O'Neill Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Tell us. What do you call a guy that buys you beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchasselblad74 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 A fungi....... DexFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantrid Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Whats a microorganisms favourite soap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantrid Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 The Yeast enders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchasselblad74 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Ha ha.....good one mantrid... DexFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loakesy Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 A man walked into a bar... OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James O'Neill Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Classical, Andy, classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dode Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) A White Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "we have a whisky named after you! The horse replies" what, Eric?" Edited September 7, 2010 by Dode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amar Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Very good, Dode. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James O'Neill Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I gets it now Amar, we have to hear one from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amar Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I gets it now Amar, we have to hear one from you A woman is fed up with her husband because he has a crush on Brigitte Bardot. She decides to try to win back his affections so she goes to a tattooist and asks him to tattoo "BB" on her breasts. He gently advises her that, later in life when things, er, go south, the result will not be very impressive, so he suggests putting the tattoo on the cheeks of her arse instead. The deed is done. That night she greets her husband by turning round, bending over and lifting up her skirt. "What do you think?" she says. "Who the hell is Bob?" he asks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchasselblad74 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Ha ha ha ha...LoL! ...oh Man. Amar I like that.....I cant wait to tell my wife that..... DexFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchasselblad74 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 C'mon James....lets hear one..... DexFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchasselblad74 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Ok...I got one...what is liturgy? DexFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James O'Neill Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Oh Geez, I knew one from you would be rich, Amar, just rich! I'll tell when I can think of one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynatureboy44 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now? It comes with all of Ken's stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynatureboy44 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe him off, apologize and RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peabody Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) What is a Kangaroot ? It is what a Scotsman says when he gets locked in the toilet. Edited September 7, 2010 by Peabody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob158 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever" i said, "sorry" said the fairy i am not allowed to ok wishes like that. Fine i said, "I want to die when England win the world cup" "You crafty b@Zt@rd!" said the fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynatureboy44 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend. 'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob158 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife 'Brenda, pack ya things. I've just won the lottery Brenda replies, 'shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' 'I don't care, says the man, just as long as you're gone by noon, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James O'Neill Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I know one but it has a lot of rude words and I don't think it is suitable for the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob158 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked, The sausage says it's hot in here isn't it! and the bacon replys wow! a talking sausage! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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