Davy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimfoxy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Very droll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantrid Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 very old more like :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy pandy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ermmm... I dont get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobile Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ermmm... I dont get it! Me neither... well not as much as I would like!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimscott Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ermmm... I dont get it! A double entendre has two meanings - an obvious and safe one and a somewhat hidden one, that can get a guy in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loakesy Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 My daughter told me this one: Critics said that when a black person becomes US President, pigs would fly. Barak Obama became present, and guess what? Swin flu (flew)! Sorry. I'll go and hide in a corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsivertsen Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 A shy guy is sitting by himself in a bar realizing that he's been stood-up again, when he notices a very attractive young lady standing by herself at the bar and smiles at him as their eyes meet. He finally works up enough courage to get up and walk over to her and asks her if she would like to sit at his table to finish their drinks over a conversation. To his utter shock and surprise, she screams out loud: "NO! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!" Shocked and humiliated, he walks back to his table and finishes his drink alone, when this very same woman comes over to him and says: "I'm terribly sorry for that; you see I'm a graduate student majoring in psychology, and working on a thesis of how some people react when suddenly placed in an embarrassing situation. Could I please sit with you and get to know you better?" He jumps up to his feet and yells out loud: "$300.00!! - HOLY COW!!" and walks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy pandy Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Davy, now i get it,...... i think!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy pandy Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Here's a few Limericks. Hope i dont get wrong.... they are a little bit naughty! There was a young man from Australia Who painted his arse like a Dahlia The drawing was fine The colour devine but the scent...alas...was a failure. There was a young gardener from Leeds Who swollowed a packet of seeds Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his a** And his clangers were all covered in weeds. Im sorry... i just couldnt help myself.. Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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