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A joke, a touch of humour


Davy

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Ermmm... I dont get it! :cd:

A double entendre has two meanings - an obvious and safe one and a somewhat hidden one, that can get a guy in trouble.

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My daughter told me this one:

Critics said that when a black person becomes US President, pigs would fly.

Barak Obama became present, and guess what? Swin flu (flew)!

Sorry. I'll go and hide in a corner!

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A shy guy is sitting by himself in a bar realizing that he's been stood-up again, when he notices a very attractive young lady standing by herself at the bar and smiles at him as their eyes meet. He finally works up enough courage to get up and walk over to her and asks her if she would like to sit at his table to finish their drinks over a conversation.

To his utter shock and surprise, she screams out loud: "NO! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!"

Shocked and humiliated, he walks back to his table and finishes his drink alone, when this very same woman comes over to him and says:

"I'm terribly sorry for that; you see I'm a graduate student majoring in psychology, and working on a thesis of how some people react when suddenly placed in an embarrassing situation. Could I please sit with you and get to know you better?"

He jumps up to his feet and yells out loud: "$300.00!! - HOLY COW!!" and walks out.

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Here's a few Limericks. Hope i dont get wrong.... :chiffa: they are a little bit naughty! :red33:

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his arse like a Dahlia

The drawing was fine

The colour devine

but the scent...alas...was a failure. :shock:

There was a young gardener from Leeds

Who swollowed a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass

Sprouted out of his a**

And his clangers were all covered in weeds. Im sorry... i just couldnt help myself.. Hahahaha :morons:

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